Remember in the Old Testament when God would get mad at humanity and send down a plague of locusts? Well this week MTV showed two new episodes of Teen Mom 2 back to back. What we're being punished for now I'm not sure. To make the suffering a little bit easier we have for you Carrie's rundown of the highs and lows of both episodes starting with the first today and the second episode tomorrow. Enjoy and please practice safe sex. This show does not need any more sequels.
TEEN MOM 2: MOMMY RUNDOWN FUNDOWN
Leah and Adam are still worried about Goggle baby's condition. They take her to get tested, she may have a genetic issue, everybody frets.
GOGGLE BABY'S UGGS OH MY GOD.
-Bringing home a feral cat to tiny, possibly ill babies
-Cory is again wearing his lime green "Cory" shirt
-"Splints arent as cute as glasses" Tough but fair, Leah
Cory has to sound out goggle baby's potential genetic issue.
Chelsea decides to whore herself up for funsies. Chelsea and Adam continue to be the worst.
-Taking styling advice from Megan
-ANOTHER HAIR FAKEOUT TO ME - she dyed it, THEN it was brown, THEN it was stripper blonde again
-Chelsea applying eyeliner
Chelsea putting lipgloss on Aubree, aka clearly grooming her for Toddles and Tiaras.
-Adam's gentlemanly spirit: Chelsea: "Megan's pregnant" Adam:"(Snort) Figures, who's the lucky guy?"
-MEGAN BEING PREGNANT
All of it.
-Isaac's party hat
-Poster of the baby hamburglar at the party store
-Tiny baby air jordans
Holy shit Jo's mom.
Jenelle continues to make terrible life choices, that may or may not start at Planet Fun. Apparently she isn't going to jail, yet.
-Rekindling your love with your ex-con bf at Planet Fun
-Jenelle's mom dispensing this sage advice re: her courtdate: "Don't talk"
-Apparently, Jenelle and Kieffer's court date being cancelled? I had no idea a cancelled court date = Christmas
"It's not like you beat me, you just shoved me out of the way"
Didn't Juliet say that to Romeo at one point?
"How long do I have to stay clean for?"