Two and a Half Men: Is the half man now supposed to be Ashton's big penis? Because 42 jokes about that later and that's all I took away from his new character.
Playboy Club: Mad Men for people who enjoy the clothes but don't want to deal with any good writing, nuance, or character development.
2 Broke Girls: Wildly charming and also pretty racist? Just like me. (Ba dum ching!)*
Up All Night: A show about a baby that I actually find funny, despite the fact that I don't care for babies.
Community: Every episode should open with a musical montage. The first episode was definitely NOT the opposite of Batman.
Parks and Rec: Ron's 2 day beard made up for the vertiable glut of penises.
It's Always Sunny: Dead hookers, hobo sex, blood vomit, boiled denim. AKA business as usual on IASIP.
*I'm pretty sure I'm not racist.
New Girl: Enjoyment of this series may be entirely dependent on your ability to laugh at a smart, gorgeous, wildly creative woman without getting pissed off that she has all these things (jelly?).
Two and a Half Men: It sucked but I laughed. Was the season premiere entitled: "Fart Jokes and Funerals" because it should have been.
Workaholics: The funniest show (puts on hipster glasses) you probably never heard of last season (takes off hipster glasses) is unchanged. That's a good thing.
2 Broke Girls: I refuse to watch a show in the year 2011 that takes place in a diner.
Playboy Club: Like the magazine it is not hardcore enough to hold my attention in the year of our lord 2011.
Whitney: I laughed harder than in any of the other network sitcoms and not just because I was peer pressured by a distractingly loud studio audience.
Office: I've wanted this show to die for several years now, but suddenly it's wonderful again and I want to frolic with its lively body.
Charlie's Angels: There is better Tn'A on Modern Family. Also better explosions (see: birdhouse on this week's ranch episode).