|MTV should have its own "It Gets Better" campaign for teen pregnancy except where it's flipped and things just get worse.|
|Random "Dat Ass" shot of Farrah's mom.|
|If their online dating profiles don't list professional wrestling and Eminem as their top interests than they are lying.|
So, back to Catelynn and Tyler. They're babysitting her brother who is pretty much the most heinous child ever. Catelynn doesn't have a resume but I can't imagine what job she was trying to find via phone call that would require a resume. Anyway, their scenes are kinda boring without Butch.
Going back to Maci and Frankenboyfriend, it's Bentley's birthday! When Ryan asks to see Bentley and Maci invites him, Frankenboyfriend throws out this witty bon mot: "That'd be cool.. (super quietly) not." Good one. Good one. Anyway, MUCH to my dismay, Ryan doesn't come and they go to an aquarium and it looks really fun. Real talk: I've never been to an aquarium and this one looks awesome and now I'm jealous of a child of one of the Teen Moms. This may be blogging rock bottom.
|Teen Mom: 1 Carrie: 0|