The new season began with all the cast members getting their "passport photos" taken. Had they actually used these photos for travel I would have been okay if the TSA stopped them from flying, locked them in a room, and forced them to watch their own "6 Hour Energy" commercials until they died. [Snooki waving hat gif via Simply-lela]
Snooki is into working out now which is really great for her health but comes with the unfortunate side effect of Mike The Situation trying to date rape her constantly. [Snooki doing crunches gif via Imperial Bedrooms]
Deena's still Deena and Sammi looks bustier according to one of Pauly D's reliably animated narrations. Did he mean to say busted-er? She looks like she's been bench pressing pulled pork sandwiches in her spare time. [Deena growl gif via Lukemusik]
Pauly D is here and looks exactly the same which is what you would expect from Jersey Shore's version of a grown up 12 year old boy aka Rufio from Hook. [Pauly D wiping his eyes gif via Pocketfulofswagger]
J-Woww's boobies are bigger which is okay I guess, but her face is totally pulled back and I'd also use gaunt as an accurate description of things. I'm worried. I really liked the old J-Woww and I prefer my faces with the ability to wrinkle and form facial expressions.
It means "Cabs ah he-yaah" in Italian. (Cue "The More You Know" rainbow) [Taxi Sono Qui gif via Laapaix]
Snooki I will have your babies as Arnold did in the 1994 family romp, Junior.
[Snooki is cute gif via Lukemusik]
If Deena's boobies could talk I wouldn't be able to hear them because I would have stabbed a pencil through my ears. Hard. [If Deena's boobies could talk gif via Laapaix]
No comment. [Gifs and pics from Goneroundthebend]
Ronnie is good for two things: enthusiastic facial expressions and dating Satan.
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