So, this week was a good week for internet videos. Given that, this will be your ALL INTERNET VIDEO edition of Weekend Links. Because who wants to read on a Friday, amiright?*
Did everyone have a good 4th of July? Yes, you say enthusiastically? Turns out, unless you're this guy, you had a much less awesome independence day than you thought. (AV Club)
My new diet plan: the Ron Swanson food supercut. Since I can't grow a mustache, this summer I will be eating nothing but what is listed on this video in an attempt to be as bad ass as Ron Swanson. Please look for me this September on The Biggest Loser. (EW)
I'm not sure if it's the fact that I love 5 second films and Patton Oswalt or what but Crabwalkin' is my new happy place. (5 Second Films, via FilmDrunk)
Here is the Funny or Die sequel to Field of Dreams you never knew you needed, which revolves around the NFL lockout. Taylor Lautner's in it, if you're into that sort of thing, but for me it's 100x more awesome to watch Desean Jackson talk about watching No Strings Attached on demand. Because, come on, he would. (Funny or Die-Pictured)
So this is sort of half video, but still, little thought is involved. If all the summer fun you're having is making you feel a little stabby, here is Slate's 10 Greatest Scenes in the History of Gore. Stave off your Son of Sam-like mid-summer murder spree and get your fix here. You're welcome, everyone. (Slate)
*Please, everyone keep reading our blog on Fridays.