This bottle of Tru Blood is hand embellished with over 3,000 Swarovski Crystals and is currently available for purchase on Etsy at the low-low price of 575 dollars. Also if you order within the next 20 minutes Vampire Pam will fly to your house and drink it in front of you naked (I made the last part made up in an attempt to trick my brain into spending half a grand on this).

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