American Idol contestant Scotty McCreery is a man with a voice so deep that previous to Idol the only living creature to hear it was an angler fish. Derp.
[Alfred E. Neuman comparison shot via Hilarion]
Scotty drinks a case of 5hr Energy every morning before doing his lawn mowing exercises.
[Gif via Checkyourselfwreckyourself]
Scotty then looks at himself in the mirror and growls until about lunch.
[Gif via Scrumdiddlyumptiouss]
Finally Scotty performs on American Idol and JLo makes her "I want to grind you and your deep voice into the morning" face.
[Gif via Gr8tthingstaketime]
Scotty McCreery Pics
Canadian tuxedo is the official uniform @ badtvblog holiday parties.
Scotty McCreery practicing for his role as a pedo-victim for an upcoming America's Most Wanted recreation.
Scotty once forgot all the words to a song and still won because everyone loves him. Fck the haters. Scotty McCreery's debut album "Nuts of Wonder" is going triple platinum.